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2CHAINZ, FO' BRACELETS.
I'm Iliana…or am I?
I have 4 bracelets, so I guess I must be 2 Chainz.
Huskies '16

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

sarahalyse:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE


I think Marvel wins (as with most things).

sarahalyse:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

I think Marvel wins (as with most things).

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

8oo:

awesomephilia:

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

is that phineas and ferb

8oo:

awesomephilia:

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

is that phineas and ferb

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

tastefullyoffensive:

Emails from the House Sitter

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults